Click if you're in need of a giggle

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 10/28/2015 at 13:03 • Filed to: None

5

9

RallyWrench > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/28/2015 at 13:41

5

Mmm, real Escorts... Ours can’t do that stuff.

shop-teacher > RallyWrench 10/28/2015 at 13:59

0

I saw an early 1st gen Escort last year, and nearly spit my coffee out. It’d been years since I’d seen one, they’ve all long since rusted away around here.

Justin Hughes > shop-teacher 10/28/2015 at 14:02

1

And good riddance to them.

shop-teacher > Justin Hughes 10/28/2015 at 14:03

0

Absolutely.

RallyWrench > shop-teacher 10/28/2015 at 14:05

1

My grandpa had a red ‘80 or so wagon with a stick, and he kept it perfect before he passed so I actually have a pretty fond memory of them, but they can’t hold a candle to the UK cars. I’m in CA and can’t remember the last time I saw one either.

GenuineAlexReid - The Reidus > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/28/2015 at 14:47

3

I decree this be Oppo’s official theme song.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > RallyWrench 10/28/2015 at 15:11

1

They can, you just gotta pay them extra.

Oh wait you meant the car.

RallyWrench > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/28/2015 at 15:16

0

What you did there, I see it.

Nauraushaun > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/28/2015 at 21:37

0

Everyone should learn to drive a RWD rally car. It looks awesome.